deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via sorry)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via sorry)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via parkingstrange)

nunderwater:

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

(Source: andrewbelami, via forever90s)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via teaflowerss)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via sorry)


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