deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via succeeding)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via deducingfreak)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via lohanthony)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada, via automatically)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via stand)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via sorry)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via sorry)


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