urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass, via sextnoise)

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

(via orgasm)

hotclog:

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

(via collapsed)

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via sextnoise)


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